{"product_id":"i-have-neither-the-time-nor-the-crayons-enamel-pin","title":"I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor people who are completely out of patience but still somehow maintaining professionalism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons Enamel Pin delivers elite exhausted-adult sarcasm in bold typography with colorful crayon lettering that somehow makes the insult feel even more accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSharp, funny, and painfully relatable, this collectible enamel pin is basically the emotional support accessory for anyone forced to repeatedly explain obvious things to coworkers, customers, family members, strangers online, or humanity in general.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, office lanyards, convention fits, work bags, pin banners, and carefully curated “please stop talking to me” accessory collections, this pin instantly signals:\u003cbr\u003e“I am trying very hard to remain civil.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe crayon budget has been exhausted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons enamel pin design\u003cbr\u003e• Funny sarcastic office humor phrase\u003cbr\u003e• Colorful crayon-style lettering accents\u003cbr\u003e• Durable heavy-duty enamel construction\u003cbr\u003e• Rubber clutch backing\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight collectible accessory\u003cbr\u003e• Great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, office wear, and pin displays\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers, office gifts, and chaotic adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTiny Pin. Corporate Burnout Excellence. \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🖍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery purchase helps fund LGBTQ+ community resources through Gay Pink Spots.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TM-AE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53957663621430,"sku":"P056","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/3051\/8582\/files\/crayo1.png?v=1777232185","url":"https:\/\/queerstore.com\/products\/i-have-neither-the-time-nor-the-crayons-enamel-pin","provider":"Queer Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}