{"product_id":"warp-speed-muscle-thong","title":"Warp Speed Muscle Thong","description":"\u003cp\u003eA checkerboard that apparently decided straight lines were overrated. Warp Speed takes hot pink and black checks and bends them into a swirling, distorted pattern that seems to move across the body even when absolutely nothing else is moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUp close, the design gets even better. The familiar checkerboard stretches, curves, and changes scale across the contoured pouch, turning a simple two-color pattern into something far more unexpected. The slim waistband carries little flashes of pink and black around the hips, while the construction keeps everything clean enough to let that wonderfully strange fabric have its moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Muscle cut gives the pattern exactly the canvas it needs: body-conscious up front, minimal through the sides, and narrow through the back. Then comes the surprise — the graphic checks largely disappear from behind, leaving a vivid hot-pink thong back and waistband to finish the design with a completely different look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarp Speed is graphic, playful, sexy, and just a little disorienting in the best possible way. It's PapiMalo taking something familiar, twisting it several degrees off center, and making it considerably more interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade men’s Muscle thong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHot pink and black warped checkerboard print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSwirling, distorted graphic pattern across the pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContoured 3.5-inch pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim coordinating pink-and-black waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody-conscious Muscle silhouette with vivid pink thong back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndividually handcrafted in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall: 28–30”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium: 32–34”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge: 36–38”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXL: 40–42”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery PapiMalo piece is individually handcrafted to order in California. Please allow 2–3 weeks for production and shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated and Handcrafted in California.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear Confidence Boldly. \u003cspan\u003e✨\u003cbr\u003eEvery purchase helps fund LGBTQ+ community resources through Gay Pink Spots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queer Store","offers":[{"title":"S 28-30” small","offer_id":54513340318006,"sku":"PM344S","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 32-34” medium","offer_id":54513340350774,"sku":"PM344M","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 36-38” large","offer_id":54513340383542,"sku":"PM344L","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 40-42” extra large","offer_id":54513340416310,"sku":"PM344X","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/3051\/8582\/files\/IMG_2441.jpg?v=1788674938","url":"https:\/\/queerstore.com\/products\/warp-speed-muscle-thong","provider":"Queer Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}